April 23rd, 2017

happy 30th birthday, han?12

as much concensus as there may be on how well you are liked in and around the UAE, you really MUST stop leaving your wordpress signed in. this is a cruel, exploitative world, and they will use anything to their advantage.

my only reason for doing this is that it annoys you no end, and i dont like you very much (very often)…. and i realised i have another reason. this time reason being it’s your 30th birthday and i want to leave you a memorable birthday present. like words etched in stone, i spoil your blog, and everything else you hold in high esteem — namely yourself.

ha. im bored now. i think i will stab you instead (yazzo style).

you forgot to say, how does it feel having lived half your average life? (pun on average intended)

truth be told…14

Jalali Baba has not found mention in quite a few posts of late.

that’s because he has been replaced. dont tell anyone i said that out loud.

the thing is, what people need to understand is that they are dispensible.

d.i.s.p.e.n.s.i.b.l.e (or however the hell you spell it). in any case, that stands true for JB.

frankly speaking, i do realise he was begining to feature too much in my posts. on the one hand, that isnt a big deal, since im the only one who ever reads my blog. on the other hand, it does depict a certain illicit affection i harbour for him which i am not yet ready to acknowledge. not to my faithful readers at least. that would be all of me myself and knicq.

i do realise this line of conversation / tone is pretty inconsistent with what i have been putting up in the past. but lets face it, we can only put upa facade for this long, before we begin to crack and the real us shows thru. point being, ive cracked. wide open.

I I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! LOVE JB!

yes, im sad like that.

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