truth be told…
knicq posted in Guest Posts on September 27th, 2006
Jalali Baba has not found mention in quite a few posts of late.
that’s because he has been replaced. dont tell anyone i said that out loud.
the thing is, what people need to understand is that they are dispensible.
d.i.s.p.e.n.s.i.b.l.e (or however the hell you spell it). in any case, that stands true for JB.
frankly speaking, i do realise he was begining to feature too much in my posts. on the one hand, that isnt a big deal, since im the only one who ever reads my blog. on the other hand, it does depict a certain illicit affection i harbour for him which i am not yet ready to acknowledge. not to my faithful readers at least. that would be all of me myself and knicq.
i do realise this line of conversation / tone is pretty inconsistent with what i have been putting up in the past. but lets face it, we can only put upa facade for this long, before we begin to crack and the real us shows thru. point being, ive cracked. wide open.
I I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! I LOVE JB! LOVE JB!
yes, im sad like that.
September 27th, 2006 at 1:10 am
The perils of leaving your blog signed in when another blogger, and a whacky one at that, is around could scarcely been highlighted better…
My fault…and I must live with the consequences. This guest-post forced upon us by Hemmieness stays…however, JB must rest assured I despise him as I must my spiritual misguide.
September 27th, 2006 at 1:15 am
Jesus christ! i dont believe this… what sort of a warped, twisted mind DO YOU HAVE knicq bhai?
first of all, i DONT even KNOW JB.
second of all, i DONT READ YOUR BLOG to know anything about him
third of all, i dont blog about random men i have never met
fourt of all (this is getting annoying), WHAT!? I MEAN… HELL O? dude… if you gotta say something to him, be direct… dont put up a friggin’ post for the whole world to see…. DONT AIR YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN PUBLIC… for crying out loud!
my point is.
a) kindly DO NOT attribute a post to me when it is on YOUR blog, blogged by YOU.
b) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
September 27th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
and you DO realise that ACTUALLY no one reads your blog?
September 28th, 2006 at 9:05 am
I do. and now you do. So 100% of the people who have updated on this blog are reading it. Perhaps, I should invite more people to update…
Or I could just sign in everytime there are some bloggers at home, and leave the laptop lying around where they can conveniently update…but then drawing on the current experience the next blogger could be whackier than you are, and my blog would be scandalized no end.
I think I will stay content with the readership I have, Thank you.
September 28th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
wo!
September 29th, 2006 at 5:10 am
I might not be as wacky as those bloggers at your home, Bhaijan, but maybe I can visit you someday…
I promise I won’t disappoint you. Or JB. Or your readers.
September 29th, 2006 at 5:52 am
Chotey Bhai,
You are so so welcome at my place….anytime of the day, week, month, year, century, millenium.
…and I am sure you won’t disappoint me. Heck, I would sign in and force you to guest blog in knicqland!
October 1st, 2006 at 2:11 pm
:), Asalam-u-Alaikum.
October 2nd, 2006 at 9:19 pm
the readership is here! normally i read thru bloglines hence the lack of visits from my particular IP.. but it still counts as readership.
October 3rd, 2006 at 12:41 am
A: Wo! indeed.
Saadie: Wa Alaikum Assalam.
Anjum: HEY!!!! Where ya been sis.? Long time. I was begining to think you are never coming back here…:) Hey Hemmie, ya hear? My readership is back!
By the way, to see just how I squandered a perfect chance to get even with Hemmie, visit here…http://www.bohemianstate.com/2006/09/29/truth-be-re-told/
October 6th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Just miss those wonderful rambling discussions we used to have on more intriguing matters than the subject matter of this particular post.
I’m curious what you think of Musharaf’s statement that the US had threatened to “bomb Pakistan to the stone age” if it didn’t cooperate after 9/11. I have an interesting article for you to read at http://www.lewrockwell.com/margolis/margolis52.html
Take care…
October 11th, 2006 at 2:45 am
Hehe, really though, who doesn’t love JB? There is an element of truth in this blog bhai, even though you didn’t type it apparently, heh
October 11th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Bolg on Demand:
Please write a blog on Pakistan chances for world cup 2007 assuming D Hair will not be officiating.
October 12th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Lil Baji…That would be me. I do not love JB. This, by the way, is under direct instructions of the spiritual misguide himself…he has ordered me to hate him. It has been the easiest thing to do.
Oh, and I think Owlie’s journalistic language is creeping up on you…I like the way you have inserted ‘apparently’ in there, very close to allegedly… no way Hemmie could sue you for defamation/slander/libel etc.
ForABetterWorld: D.Hair is just a DHair of crap. Pakistan chances in the world cup can hardly be discussed now when there are still more than 24 hours to go before the world cup begins…who knows how many times Younis might have resigned, or for what new offence Inzamam might have been banned, or whether or not Akhtar will be fit then….