February 6th, 2012

Da Vinci Code and the pursuit of excellence in the pursuit of truth and…

I wasted two days of my life on The Da Vinci Code. It held me in its grip for two days, and it made me google Da Vinci’s paintings, and I liked it for that part; but by the time I finished it I was wodering why I had taken the trouble in the first place. I liked ‘The Historian’ better.

I wrote these lines many days ago, and then went off and helped myself to a kilo or two of mangoes I think. Had I been a stickler for absolute accuracy of facts, I would have made the candid admission that for the life of me I cannot remember what it was that had, at the time, diverted my attention away from completing this post. There are two important factors, however, which prevent me from striving for that excellence in the pursuit of truth and accuracy.

a) Mangoes are just better excuses.

When striving for excellence, one must extend one’s endeavours to all facets of a challenge one faces. Finding an excuse for having left the post incomplete, or to put it in a language with better chances of eliciting an approving nod from an NLP practitioner, determining the unavoidable factor leading to that post being left poised for a fresh start at a later more opportune time, requires that same pursuit of excellence to be employed whole-heartedly. Excellence as mangement-guru after mangement-guru will tell you is a whole-some process, and the excellence of end-product is a function of the excellence of the ingredients that go into the making of a product, which in this case is: An excuse… pardon me dear NLP practitioner, the-unavoidable-factor-leading-to-that-post-being-left poised-for-a-fresh-start-at-a-later-more-oppotune-time.

What could have been a better excuse than multiple kilos of mangoes to leave a post incomplete, and wander off like that? Perhaps, multiple kilos of multiple kinds of mangoes, but thats another discussion altogether.

OH! Did I say excuse again? NLP practitioner, you do know I meant the-unavoidable-factor-leading-to-that-post-being-left-poised-for-a-fresh-start at-a-later-more-oppotune-time.

b) The Colleague Factor.

It will be a rainy day in the simmering July of UAE, before I go on record admitting that I am not a stickler for absolute accuracy of facts; a colleague or two at work make an occasional visit to this place, and such a blatant admission of one’s propensity for fibbing is not the best of ideas when the audience includes your colleagues from work – especially so, when by your own public admission your J.D requires you to be less than scrupulous (Yes folks, I do have a knack for getting myself into those utterly-stupid-when-analyzed-with-the-benefit-of-hindsight spots), but I will grant you this – here and there, I make an exception and am actually less than a stickler, ever so slightly less if I may so hastily add, for the accuracy of facts.

I am glad we got that out of the way. So now, less than ever before, do I know whether it was the pursuit of excellence in the first place that kept me from a parallel pursuit of truth and accuracy, and today less than ever before do I look at myself in the mirror, and declare to myself, “I am sure if I am a stickler for the accuracy of facts or less than that – ever so slightly if ever”.

Enough, you say, for a day’s work?

I concur.

10 Responses to 'Da Vinci Code and the pursuit of excellence in the pursuit of truth and…'

  1. 1JB
    July 3rd, 2006 at 10:54 am

    You have a nose the size of my kneecap and a brain the size of my kneecap. Both deformities have not helped you in life and have, in fact, rendered your every thought a knee-jerk response.

    DVC is a conspiricy-theroies-on-steriods piece of work. Check out the real deal:
    http://www.davincidagger.com/


  2. 2Olive Ream
    July 5th, 2006 at 10:41 am

    Wonderfully good read…..your post, not Da Vinci Code.


  3. 3knicq
    July 6th, 2006 at 4:41 pm

    JB: You have kneecaps in two sizes? Is that a consequence of ‘marun ghutna phootey aankh’ philosophy? Has one of your kneecaps evolved due to excessive eye-popping? Thank you for the real DVC deal… the world would have been better off without you propogating this ignorance, and using a desciple’s blog as the vehicle…

    Olive Realm: You, Sir, are too kind…:)

    …and most encouraging!


  4. 4hemlock
    July 21st, 2006 at 9:16 am

    WHAAAA???!
    ok, wait.
    let’s do this again.

    you were saying…?


  5. 5knicq
    July 21st, 2006 at 8:25 pm

    Hemlock: Long time since you dropped by…:)

    I thought its simple enough…or are there some ambiguities left there…?

    Oh, and Olive Ream, please accept my apologies for constantly getting your spelling wrong….


  6. 6hemlock
    July 21st, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    maranello… for two months, i was trying to live with being unemployed. now im suffering with employment. i wish there was a state of balance, and things didnt have to be at such extremes… if you know hwat i mean… a state of, perhaps, blissful oblivion.


  7. 7knicq
    July 22nd, 2006 at 11:01 am

    I was wondering what that Maranello was about, and how did you know him, until I noticed that my own comment had gone in as Maranello…a consequence of me re-posting brother Maranello’s comment when he had left his comment on a current discussion on an old post…thanks for pointing it out.

    suffering employment eh? Like that a lot, and identify with it too! Thank God for the suffering, but sometimes it does tend to sap our life doesn’t it?

    Blissful oblivion…these days I would count that as an oxymoron…oblivion is bliss sis.


  8. 8hemlock
    September 18th, 2006 at 10:17 am

    has anyone ever told you you arent really that funny? or intelligent?


  9. 9Knicq – No post at all.
    October 29th, 2006 at 11:59 pm

    [...] Jalali Baba likes new words, but he likes new phrases more, and he likes derogatory twisted lines like “You have a nose the size of my kneecap and a brain the size of my kneecap. Both deformities have not helped you in life and have, in fact, rendered your every thought a knee-jerk response”  even more. He saves them in the-perpetually- abuzz-with-innane-and-innocuous-information mass of neurons that is his exalted brain, so he can leave them as comments on my posts one day. Unfortunately for me these jbeurons, since JB’s neurons are slightly more than your average neurons, come with an enhanced capability to store information over longer periods of time, and an enviable/deplorable excellence in reproducing such information as and when required. [...]


  10. 10knicq
    October 31st, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    Hemmie: Just how many old poats did you go and post comments on…?

    By the way, you have often told me that I am not that funny. Or Intelligent.


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